May 2012
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How to become a Better Atheist #149
Have a tough skin. You might be ready to deal with angry believers, but it ain’t nothing compared to dealing with i-know-better-than-you atheist trolls.
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How to become a Better Atheist #148
If you feel strongly about being an atheist, there’s a lot to do to evangelize the movement, so don’t just be an atheist, be an activist too!
April 2012
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How to become a Better Atheist #147
Read the news…, the idiot box is everything but thinker-friendly, much atheist-friendly.
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How to become a Better Atheist #146
They say the road to hell are paved with good intentions, and while believers believe they’re doing some good, we atheists know better.
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How to become a Better Atheist #145
However you do it, whenever you do it, wherever you do it, and whoever you do it with, be creative, don’t do the missionary.
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How to become a Better Atheist #144
Let’s talk about sex. Contraception, abortion, sex education, gay rights, prostitution, etc, sex is like kryptonite to a believer.
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How to become a Better Atheist #143
Basketball wise, believers are like the Boston Celtics: gone are the glory days. Atheists, like LA Lakers: wild bunch of angry elbow throwing mofoes. Atheism Is Religion is like Miami, we bring that Heat!
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How to become a Better Atheist #142
If many of your friends are believers, you should reassure them that you’re a believer too, just some things are more believable than others.
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How to become a Better Atheist #141
Sell your Jesus piece pendant, that ish is done homie. Egyptian Pharaoh is what’s in.
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How to become a Better Atheist #140
Go to Burning Man, I think going to one singlehandedly disqualifies ones from getting to Heaven. Though it might also be what Hell looks like: old people dancing naked under the heat.
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How to become a Better Atheist #139
Don’t work on Sabbath, God said so. No really, don’t work on Sabbath, you can always tell your boss that God said so.
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How to become a Better Atheist #138
Be a good samaritan: even if they don’t ask you for some, give a homeless some dollars, and a believer some sense, they need it too.
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How to become a Better Atheist #137
It it said somewhere in the bible that god created Man to his own image ( sorry feminists, it’s a he). Now the first human was found in Africa, so without being bias, it’s safe to assume God is black, right?
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How to become a Better Atheist #136
In the beginning there was God, he created heaven and earth, and then he said let there be light? Really? So the whole part about the other star systems, the countless galaxies and the expanding universe… God didn’t do that?
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How to become a Better Atheist #135
Should the NBA have given Ron Artest a longer suspension for elbowing Harden? What would Jesus do? Obviously, ask Harden to turn the other cheek, duh!
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How to become a Better Atheist #134
When in doubt, ask yourself, what would Jesus do? It probably won’t help you but it might make you laugh.
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How to become a Better Atheist #132
Know that believers trust atheists as much as they trust rapists, true story.
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How to become a Better Atheist #131
Do one better than Jesus, and turn holy wine into vinegar.
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How to become a Better Atheist #130
Find it strange that we never recovered the ten commandments, God did write them in stone for a reason, no?
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How to become a Better Atheist #129
Ask believers about the meaning of ‘doing God’s work’. What can they possibly be working on that he can’t do snapping his fingers? After all, he is omnipotent, is he not?
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How to become a Better Atheist #128
Atheism is NOT a lack of belief in god(s), you don’t see people that don’t play golf calling themselves “non-golfers” and talking about how they don’t play golf. Atheism is the belief that there is no god.
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How to become a Better Atheist #127
Wonder how long Tim Tebow will resist temptation now that he moved to The City that Never Sleeps, also know as The Big Apple. Better start working on those hail marys.
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How to become a Better Atheist #126
Make Tim Tebow into the role model of every christian! Abstinence! And no messing around until… well, until God tells you that you’re ready! With a phone call no less!
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How to become a Better Atheist #125
Take bets on Tim Tebow’s supposed virginity. Then again, if only more christians followed his example …
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How to become a Better Atheist #124
Get health insurance. Unlike believers, you don’t have the luxury to eff around with your health.
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How to become a Better Atheist #123
Not believing in god(s) doesn’t mean we can’t have on our ‘sacred’ swag. Why not have our own scripture, our own tenets, even our own ‘saints’?
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How to become a Better Atheist #122
Atheism has a great philosophical history, after all Socrates was put to death for allegedly “corrupting the young and by not believing in the gods in whom the city believes.”
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How to become a Better Atheist #121
If you can’t remember the last time you went to church, it’s time to go back, you’ll want to tell your grandkids about the things people used to do inside those abandoned buildings.
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How to become a Better Atheist #120
Ask oneself, is the purpose of being an atheist to simply reject god(s), or is it to reject fallacies that prevent one from understanding the true nature of the world?
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How to become a Better Atheist #119
Atheists share a belief system that there is no god(s), that reality is materialistic, and that spiritual claims must be backed by empirical evidence.
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How to become a Better Atheist #118
Don’t buy into The Secret, if you can’t move your ass out of your moms basement, then you def can’t move shit with your mind.
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How to become a Better Atheist #117
Don’t say ‘bless you’ when people sneeze.
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How to become a Better Atheist #116
Noah had to build an arch, Moses split the Red Sea in two, and Jesus walked on water. Does any prophet know how to swim?
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How to become a Better Atheist #115
If jesus died for our sins, then we might as well, sin.
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How to become a Better Atheist #114
Follow A$ap Mob, dem little dudes are killing the game right now.
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How to become a Better Atheist #113
Atheism is not synonymous with objectivism, atheism is merely the removal of one layer of subjectivity. At its best, atheism is an enlighten religion, one step towards objectivity.
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How to become a Better Atheist #112
Richard Dawkins is a thug for calling non-believers to ‘mock religion’. Believers and non-believers are not the Blood and Crips, and Dawkins wouldn’t last ten seconds in South Central LA.
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How to become a Better Atheist #111
Atheism is not a ‘lack’ of belief. Adults don’t ‘lack’ a belief in Santa. Atheists don’t believe in gods, which is the same as saying atheists believe there are no gods.
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How to become a Better Atheist #110
Guest Post. If you have ideas for future tips on how to become a better atheist, I’m all ears.
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How to become a Better Atheist #109
Start to think about we’re gonna do about all those churches and old buildings when believers finally get the memo.
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How to become a Better Atheist #108
Hope to God they don’t bring a hologram version of Jesus at the next Coachella.
