“Worship me or go to Hell!”, doesn’t sound like love to me, more like an abusive relationship.
Some believers claim that bananas are proof of God’s existence. I guess that’s what they call intelligent design, right?
Celebrate Mother’s Day. Because a real human being gave you life, not an imaginary friend.
How can America prone freedom of religion AND claim to be one nation under God? **robot voice** Shit does not compute. **end of robot voice**
Warfare is based on deception. It makes one wonder if the very people preaching the word of God actually believe in it, or just use it to take advantage of others.
They say not to use God’s name is vein, and yet his name is printed on a every dollar bill. Removing God from our money oughta be one thing theists and non theists agree on.
Believers always point to the need for creation to have a creator, but since a creator is also a creation, then ask them who created God.
Money can’t be the root of all evils. If God created everything, then God, not money, is the root of all evils.
They say if God doesn’t answer your prayers, then you’re not praying hard enough. God is a hot girl that plays hard to get.
Don’t work on Sabbath, God said so. No really, don’t work on Sabbath, you can always tell your boss that God said so.