Sell your Jesus piece pendant, that ish is done homie. Egyptian Pharaoh is what’s in.
Should the NBA have given Ron Artest a longer suspension for elbowing Harden? What would Jesus do? Obviously, ask Harden to turn the other cheek, duh!
When in doubt, ask yourself, what would Jesus do? It probably won’t help you but it might make you laugh.
Do one better than Jesus, and turn holy wine into vinegar.
If jesus died for our sins, then we might as well, sin.
Jesus is not your homeboy but at least you don’t have to eat him every sunday.
Jesus turned water into wine and turned people in believers. The moral of the story: get them drunk first!
Ask yourself what would Jesus* do?
*Jesus the local taqueria busboy.