1. How to become a Better Atheist #141

    Sell your Jesus piece pendant, that ish is done homie. Egyptian Pharaoh is what’s in.

  2. How to become a Better Atheist #135

    Should the NBA have given Ron Artest a longer suspension for elbowing Harden? What would Jesus do? Obviously, ask Harden to turn the other cheek, duh!

  3. How to become a Better Atheist #134

    When in doubt, ask yourself, what would Jesus do? It probably won’t help you but it might make you laugh.

  4. How to become a Better Atheist #131

    Do one better than Jesus, and turn holy wine into vinegar.

  5. How to become a Better Atheist #115

    If jesus died for our sins, then we might as well, sin.

  6. How to become a Better Atheist #47

    Jesus is not your homeboy but at least you don’t have to eat him every sunday.

  7. How to become a Better Atheist #36

    Jesus turned water into wine and turned people in believers. The moral of the story: get them drunk first!

  8. How to become a Better Atheist #22

    Ask yourself what would Jesus* do?

    *Jesus the local taqueria busboy.